100+ Funny Names for a Pet Turkey: Hilarious Turkey Names

Looking for funny names for your pet turkey? You’ve come to the right place! In this blog post, we will list over 100 funny names for your Thanksgiving companion (or not).

Whether you are looking for a funny name that will make everyone laugh or one that is more clever, we have you covered. So, without further ado, let’s get started!

Here are some of the best funny turkey names that you should consider for your pet turkey.

Funny Turkey Names With Meanings

Thunder Thor	meaning “the God of lightning”
Gravy	meaning “spicy stew often served with other vegetables”
Darling Daisy	meaning “lovable little female bird”
Falcon Fury	meaning “hawk or eagle”
Draco	meaning “dragon”
Merida	meaning “shiny white pearl”
Louie	meaning “warrior” or “knight”
Ernie	meaning “serious and earnest”
Donny	meaning “noble chief”
Flora	meaning “flowers”
Lizzo	meaning “serious and studious”
Ruffles	meaning “disordered fashion”
Miguel	meaning “someone like God”
Fat Ollie	meaning “a chunky olive tree”
Macho	meaning “butch and manly bird”
Pudgie	meaning “short, fat and very sturdy”
Feathers	meaning “hair covering of birds”
Crookshanks	meaning “bow-legged person”
Iago	meaning “supplanter”
Penny Precious	meaning “a small yet valuable bird”
Peppy Pingu	meaning “cute little penguin”
Birdy	meaning “chirpy little bird”
Oreo	meaning “chocolaty cream cookie”
Rambo	meaning “raven’s nest”
Loud Lena	meaning “bright moonlight”
Peep	meaning “to look secretly”
Saucy	meaning “spicey”
Mr. Giggles	meaning “happy and lovable”
Chicky	meaning “mischievous bird”
Peewee	meaning “little bird”
Woody	meaning “made of strong wood”
Zazu	meaning “movement”
Big Red	meaning “large scarlet colored bird”
Snuggles	meaning “soft and cuddly”
Yoongi	meaning “glossy shine”
Miss Camilla	meaning “beautiful bird”
Pretty Pansy	meaning “elegant flower”
Big Bird	meaning “chunky bird”
Dory	meaning “gift of God”
Donald Master	meaning “ruler”
Hedwig The Hero	meaning “combat battle warrior”
Henny	meaning “keeper of the hearth”
Shiny Shauna	meaning “shining and gracious”
Nimbus	meaning “dark cloud on a rainy day”
Speedy	meaning “bird that runs very fast”
Ginger Girl	meaning “reddish-orange color”
Weird Wally	meaning “weird foreigner”
Miss Medusa	meaning “cunning and intelligent”
Puff	meaning “chubby and fluffy”
Wiggles	meaning “the bird who cannot sit in peace”

Other Funny Turkey Names

Lunch
Delicious
Ice (In Case of Emergency)
Lurkey
Gravy
Stewie
Dinner
Hamburger
Zebra
Taters
Porkchop
Saucy
Butterball
Giblets
Salmonella
Thanksgiving
Gobbles
Leftovers
Cranberry
Big Bird
Christmas
Stuffing
Smokey
Sandwich
Pilgrim
MRE (Meal Ready to Eat)
Wishbone
Drumstick

Funny Turkey Pun Names

Chick	As in, “Chick a sickie”
The Key	As in, “Turkey to your heart,”
Fly	As in, “Bigger fish to fly”
Feather	There are a few phrases related to feathers: “As light as a feather”
Nest	“Leave the nest”
Gobble	Turkeys are known for their signature “gobbling” sound.
Beak	“To wet one’s beak”
Stail	As in, hairstail, freestail, lifestail, and stailus (stylus)
Tail	As in, “Dead men tell no tails”
Tom	Male turkeys are called “toms”
Bird	a few phrases/idioms related to birds which can be used as puns
Hen	As in, “All that and hen some”
Flight	“Flight of fancy”
Gobblin’	As in, “Gobblin‘ down a vegan feast.”
Fan	As in, “Bite off more fan you can chew,”
Spur	As in, “Spur of the moment.”
Snood-y	As in, “A snood-y waiter.”
Beard	As in, “Cry into your beard”
Peck	As in, “The big peckture”
Wattle	As in, “Look at that duck’s wattle.”
Winger	As in, “Put through the winger.”
Fowl	As in, “Neither fish nor fowl.”
Turkey	As in, “Cold turkey,” and “Talk turkey.”
Gobble-t	As in, “A wine gobble-t”

Well, there you have it – over 100 funny names for your pet turkey. We hope you enjoyed this list as much as we enjoyed putting it together.

If you’re still stuck on what to name your bird, hopefully, one of these options from our list of funny bird names will give you the inspiration you need.