Michelle Fay
Who doesn’t love dogs? They are loyal, loving and so darn cute!
But they can also be a lot of fun. That’s why we’ve rounded up some of the funniest dog quotes about our furry friends.
Whether you’re looking for something to make you laugh out loud or just a smile, these dog quotes will surely bring joy to your day. So go ahead and enjoy – it’s time to bark with laughter!
If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.
Phil Pastoret
A dog desires affection more than its dinner. Well – almost.
Charlotte Gray
Dogs teach us a very important lesson in life: The mailman is not to be trusted
Sian Ford
Properly trained, a man can be dog’s best friend.
Corey Ford
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Andy Rooney
Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
Franklin P. Jones
If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise.
Anonymous
My fashion philosophy is, if you’re not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.
Elayne Boosler
Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.
Franklin P. Jones
You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.
Anonymous
What do dogs do on their day off? Can’t lie around – that’s their job!
George Carlin
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as much as the dog does.”
Christopher Morley
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
Bernard Williams
Never stand between a dog and the fire hydrant.
John Peer
I’ve seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that dogs think humans are nuts.
John Steinbeck
A boy can learn a lot from a dog — obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.
Robert Benchley
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
Fran Lebowitz
To err is human — to forgive, canine.
Anonymous
No home decor is complete without dog hair.
Anonymous
I’ve seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that dogs think humans are nuts.
John Steinbeck
Conclusion
From their silly antics to their unconditional love, dogs truly are man’s best friend. These funny dog quotes show just how special they are and why we love having them in our lives.
Dogs bring so much joy, laughter and fun into our lives, no matter what kind of day it is.
So if you ever need a pick-me-up or a reminder of why your pup is the best companion in the world, these funny dog quotes have got you covered!
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