Jessica Evans
#7 You have trouble finding a significant other because nobody is as great as your dachshund
#8 Dachshunds flock to you as if they innately understand that you are a crazy dachshund person
#9 You are a hit with every dachshund you meet
#10 You get REALLY excited when the weekend comes so you can spend all of your time with your dachshunds
#11 Things that are normally for human children are now for your dachshunds…
#12 Some people have names picked out for their children. You have names picked out for your future dachshunds
