30 Funny Dog Facts That Will Make You LOL!

Petpress brings to you 30 funny dog facts that are sure to bring a smile to any dog lover’s face.

From the way they wag their tail when they’re happy, to their silly antics and quirky personalities, dogs never fail to be entertaining companions.

They also have some surprising abilities that you may not know about, like being able to sniff out cancer and sense earthquakes before humans can.

Ultimately, there’s no denying that dogs bring joy into our lives in so many ways!

Funny Dog Facts That Will Make You Smile

Whether you’re looking for a laugh or just a reminder of why we love them so much, these dog facts are sure to put a smile on your face and make your day that much brighter!

1. Dogs can’t look up unless they get into a perfect crunch-like position. Who knew that looking up is such hard work?

2. Every year, many dog owners buy presents for their pets on Christmas and birthdays – just like they would for any other family member!

3. Most of the time when two dogs play with each other, it looks like they’re fighting – but it’s actually just a way of having fun!

4. Dogs don’t have an appendix – so you can rest assured that they won’t be needing surgery anytime soon!

5. Puppies have 28 tiny teeth while adult dogs have 42, that’s 14 more than us humans!

6. Dogs can read our body language, they understand when we want them to sit and stay or come over for cuddles – it’s almost like they can read our minds!

7. Chihuahuas are the smallest breed of dog; they weigh anywhere between 2-6lbs but still think they’re bigger than most!

8. Dalmatians were bred as guard dogs, so if you know any, make sure you never try to break in!

9. Dogs have a wet nose because it helps them to absorb scent chemicals and determine where smells are coming from.

10. Contrary to what people think, dogs don’t only see in black and white – they can actually see some colors!

11. Siberian huskies were bred as sled dogs by the Chukchi people of Northeastern Asia. They’re still used for that purpose today!

12. It’s estimated that there are around 500 million dogs in the world – that’s a lot of four-legged friends!

13. Dogs have three eyelids – the third one helps to keep their eyes clean and protected.

14. When dogs bark, they can make a variety of sounds – from low rumbles to high-pitched yelps.

15. When a dog holds its tail high and wags it ‘side-to-side’, that means the pup is feeling confident and friendly!

16. In general, dogs can learn up to 250 words or more; some super smart pooches even understand up to 1000-word commands!

17. When a dog gets excited, its pupils can dilate up to four times their normal size – meaning those puppy-dog eyes really do mean something!

18. If a dog ever appears to be “smiling”, it is probably just showing its teeth as an instinctive act of submission or appeasement.

19. Did you know that puppies actually dream? They twitch and make small noises while they sleep as if they are running around playing with other pups or chasing after toys!

20. The higher the pitch of the bark, the more excited or anxious your pup is likely to be feeling.

21. While dogs can hear much higher frequencies than humans, they cannot differentiate between similar sounds like “b” and “p”.

22. Dogs are social creatures too – they love playtime with other pups and may even try to initiate games with cats! Who knew?

23. Dogs may look cute when they are rolling around in the grass or mud, but they are actually trying to mask their own scent and blend into their environment!

24. All dogs have the same number of teeth, but some larger breeds may carry more!

25. Dogs can be left or right-pawed, just like humans can be left or right-handed – so next time you give your furry friend a treat make sure to alternate hands each time!

26. If you ever find yourself lost in the woods, don’t worry – dogs have a keen sense of direction and can help lead you home safely!

27. Dogs are incredibly fast learners; with repetition, positive reinforcement, and lots of treats, they can learn almost anything in no time at all!

28. Believe it or not, some breeds like the Shar Pei and Chow Chow have blue tongues!

29. A group of puppies is called a litter – each one has its own unique personality that will develop over time as it matures.

30. While most dogs love to be petted on their head, some may not enjoy it as much due to sensitive areas; in these cases, it’s best to give them a good belly rub or scratch behind the ears instead.