80+ Stoner Cat Names For Your High Feeling Kitten

Cats are funny creatures. They’re so cute, cuddly, and totally unpredictable that it’s hard to know what they’ll do next!

Some cats like sitting on boxes. Others love licking everything in sight. Still, others want nothing to do with you unless you have food for them.

And still, other cats just want to be left alone all the time because they’re grumpy old men or divas who think they don’t need anyone else around them except themselves!

But no matter how your cat behaves, there are some stoner-themed names that will make everyone laugh.

Boy Stoner Cat Names

• Bob
• Damien
• Ziggy
• Blaze
• Ace
• Fela
• Herbalist
• Space Cowboy
• Rasta Man
• Space Cadet
• Ganja Man
• Weedpreneur
• Smoker
• Roller
• Blaster
• Marley
• Baker
• Bud
• Jerry
• Jack
• Chiefer
• Herbivore
• High Flyer
• Enlightened
• Caramelized Ginger
• Ganja Planter
• Spliff King
• Blower
• Zooie
• Bong buddy

Girl Stoner Cat Names

• Lady Ganja
• Gaia
• Mae
• Cedella
• Sativa
• Lady Gaga
• Bong Girl
• Spliff Queen
• Tommy’s Girl
• Janis
• Nancy
• Weed Zooie
• Marley
• Weedlie
• Queen Smoker
• Makeda
• Hot Pot
• Weed Lady

Funny Stoner Cat Names

• Weed Eye
• Shaddy Bee
• Fabo Bro
• Morgy Freeby
• Sloth hyena
• Kush Lord
• Snoop Bro
• Fatty Fan
• Indo
• Kaya King
• Bong Breath
• Chong
• Burger Boy
• Cheech
• Kiffer
• Barack
• Asparagus
• Smoke King

Awesome Stoner Cat Names

• Ganja King
• Pot Alladin
• Reefer Chiefer
• Rasta Lord
• Doper Boy
• Weed Lord
• Bush Doctor
• Doctor Herb
• Weedhead
• Mary Jane
• King Cannabis
• Hippie Dippy
• Slim Jim
• Weedie Fiddie
• Red Eye Hero
• Rasta Safari
• Captain Pot
• Pot Junkie

If you’re a cat lover and can’t think of an appropriate name for your new feline friend, take inspiration from the plant world on our plant inspired cat names. You should be able to find something that will suit your pet perfectly!

If you prefer the visual experience we hand selected our favorites from this list in this video.