500+ Funny Cat Names – Hilarious Ideas for Naming Your Kitten

Do you ever look at your cat and wonder about funny names to call them? A funny name for a cat practically writes itself.

Once you have decided on a funny name, try to stick with it. Cats are funny animals and they get used to their funny names really quickly, so you have to come up with funny names for cats that are funny for a long time.

For funny names, you can try something that describes the cat’s behavior or just pick a funny name from a funny book that you remember.

Here are some funny examples of funny names for cats!

Funny Male Cat Names

• Tom Pawyer
• Bob Scratchit
• Einstein
• Neil Catrick Harris
• Whiskers
• Chairman Meow
• Mr. Bigglesworth
• Picatso
• Yoda
• Clumsy
• David Meowie
• Dalai Clawma
• William Shakespaw
• Cat Stevens
• Mr. Meowgi
• Cat Damon
• Bubbles
• Tiger
• Meowses
• Walter Croncat
• Wookie
• Purr-nest Hemingway
• Doughboy
• Fuzzy Navel
• Cookie Monster
• Henry Hissinger
• Chubby Bunny
• Chubby
• Chuck Norris
• Don Drapurr
• Catsanova
• Biscuit
• Cat-man-do
• Lucifurr
• Charles Lickens
• Oedipuss
• Anderson Pooper
• Chubbs
• Chewie

• Fidel Catstro
• Jude Paw
• Jean Luc Picat
• Paw Revere
• Catrick Swayze
• Luke Skywhisker
• Paul McCatney
• Tigger
• Jerry Flea Lewis
• Brad Kitt
• Donald Tramp
• Donatello
• Underdog
• Fuzz Aldrin
• Hairy Potter
• Ninja
• Cat Sajak
• Mr. Kitty
• Genghis Cat
• McFly
• Notorious C.A.T
• Meowsie
• Butch Catsidy
• Oreo
• Bing Clawsby
• Colin Feral Cat
• Jaspurr
• Gizmo
• Bagel Face
• Elvis Catsley
• Santa Claws
• Waffles
• Catpernicus
• Ziggy
• Cat Cobain
• Leonardo DaFuzzy
• The Great Catsby
• Clawdius
• Bob Meowerly

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Funny Female Cat Names

• Mrs. Clawsome
• Cindy Clawford
• Hairy Mulligan
• Cat Middleton
• Newbie
• Catie
• Puma Thurman
• Ms. Meow-Wise
• Hello Kitty
• Meowly Cyrus
• Tabbytha
• Princess Nightmare
• Mrs. Pawfect
• Terabyte
• Winnie The Purr
• Her Royal Highness
• Mrs. McClaw
• Emilick
• Diamond Claws
• Mrs. Jelly Bean
• Ali McClaw
• Tempurra
• Flufferton
• Miss Beazley
• Duchess
• Kitty Poppins
• Kathmandu
• Baboo
• Pawdrey Hepburn
• Halley Purry
• Zucchini
• Crazies
• Prima Donna
• Samantail
• Nightcrawler
• Ali Cat
• Fleas Witherspoon
• Lady Pawpaw
• Cameow
• Catlyn

• Miraclaw
• Catzilla
• Mrs. Purrfect
• Cookie
• Miss Thang
• Clawsey
• Hermione Ginger
• Boots
• Cleo-cat-ra
• Angelicat
• Clawdia
• Demi Meower
• Oprah Whisker
• Catarina
• Jessicat
• Whispurr
• Lady Furball Frenzy
• Isabellick
• Sofurrya
• Jennipurr
• Veronicat
• Bagel Face
• Bink-Bink
• Margaret Scratcher
• Little Meowmaid
• Miss America
• Ms. Sassy Boots
• Empurress
• Yeti
• She-ra
• Achoo
• Chairwoman Miao
• Cat-trina
• Jane Pawsten
• Lady Squashface
• Madam X
• Catsey Cline
• Lambchop
• Pudding
• Noodle
• Jennifurr

• Catsy Cline
• Kitty Banshee
• Chairwoman Meow
• Mouse
• Ms. Fuzzipants
• Furry Fiona
• Catnip Everclean
• Kitten Around
• Cat Frenzy
• Kitney Spears
• Cat Benatar
• Tuna
• Abby Tabby
• Caterpillar
• Cleocatra
• Babushka
• Ms. Catserole
• Madam Claws
• Just Kitten
• Ladybug
• Cinpurella
• Bubbles
• Ms. Sour Puss
• Blimpy
• JK Meowling
• Almond
• Catalie Portman
• Biskitty
• Miss Thing
• Fuzzy Bunny
• Catniss
• Jennifur
• Ms. Purrfection
• Fur-gie
• Cotillion
• Vegetarian
• Katy Purry
• Chubby Bunny
• Mrs. Scratcher
• Gigabyte
• Luis-ker
• Muppet
• Zenkitty

Funny Black Cat Names

• Blackjack
• Snowball
• Sharpie
• Sunny
• Casper
• Reaper
• Boogie Man
• The Undertaker
• Snowy
• Miner
• His Dark Lordship
• Armageddon
• Whitey
• Ghost
• Friday the 13th
• Black Hole
• Queen of Clubs
• Queen of Spades
• Beetle
• The Black Boss
• Lucifer
• Coal
• Asphalt
• Gremlin
• King of Spades
• Caviar
• Halloween
• Fluffy
• Priest
• Inky
• Frosty
• Pinkie
• Muddy
• Penguin
• Ninja
• Black Menace
• Blackberry
• Coca Cola
• King of Clubs
• Blackmailer
• Superstition
• Creeper
• Cotton
• Coffee
• Mouse
• Goth
• Ice
• Crow
• Eight Ball

Funny Orange Cat Names

• Firefox
• Dorito
• Fanta
• Brick
• JK Meowling
• Inferno
• Paprika
• Tabbytha
• Snooki
• Flambe
• Drew Hairymoore
• Cat Winslet
• Nachos
• Hazmat
• Hooter
• Citrus
• Jack O Lantern
• Apricat
• Jaffa cake
• Mimosa
• Fire Alarm
• Honey
• Kraft
• Basketball
• Fajita
• Honey Bear
• Marmalade
• Pumpkin
• Squash
• Cheeto
• Carrots
• Apricot
• Carrot Top
• Sweet Potato
• Ron Fleasley
• Hocus Pocus
• Pepper
• Peaches
• Garfield

Funny White Cat Names

• Aspirin
• Boo
• Alabaster
• Lux
• Snowball
• Tic Tac
• Frosty
• Al Bino
• Flakey
• Egg / Eggy
• Blondie
• Cotton
• Charmin
• Cashew
• Marilyn Meow
• Milky
• Eggsy
• Whitey
• Yeti
• Marshmallow
• Vanilla Ice
• Chalk / Chalky
• Snowflake

Funny Hairless Cat Names

• Baldo
• Marcel
• Belle
• Softy
• Baldy
• Yoda
• Pixie
• Liberty
• Ariel
• Fuzzy Wuzzy
• Wrinkles
• Jasmine
• Buddha
• Cotton
• Razor
• Professor X
• Goatee
• Lady Schick
• Ringlet
• Shaggy
• Scarlet No Haira
• Whiskers
• Elvis
• Hairold
• Venus
• Butch
• Shag
• Baldwin
• Squeaky
• Winky
• Pantene
• Godiva
• Ringo
• Peachfuzz
• Mr. Clean
• Leia
• Cleopatra
• Fuzzy
• Dobby
• Goldilocks
• Wax
• Harry
• Lucille Bald
• Fluffy
• Dada (“curly hair” in Yoruba)
• Fringe
• Rip Van Wrinkle
• Osbald

• Venus di Milo
• Hairy Pawter
• Furball
• Cozy
• Weave
• Gillette
• Harriet
• Hair-e-ette
• Fuzzinator
• Furrow
• Peter
• Bettie
• Wrinkly / Wrinkles
• Vin Diesel
• Gremlin
• Goblin
• Elf
• Monty
• Balderdash
• Twiggy
• Buzz
• Mr. Skinner
• Shirley
• Fabio
• Bob
• Moon
• Spock
• Locks
• Botox
• Pinky
• Piglet
• Feather
• Barber
• Mop
• Streaker
• Harold
• Calvin (It means bald)
• Slick
• Samson
• Crinkly
• Sphinxter
• Farrah
• Electra
• Marilyn
• Placebo
• Sleek
• Silk / Silky
• Patrick Stewart
• Curly
• Hairy
• Velvet
• Wooly
• Fade

Funny Food Cat Names

• Popcorn
• Cayenne
• Kit Kat
• Kimchi
• Shortcake
• Sushi
• Yam
• Chesnut
• Pistachio
• Fudge
• Milky Way
• Raisin
• Strudel
• Tootsie
• Juice
• Croissant
• Granola
• Marshmallow
• Guacamole
• Caramel
• Hoagie
• Sweet Pea
• Clementine
• Taco Bell
• Skittles
• Kiwi
• Twix
• Sorbet
• Lollipop
• Cheddar
• Twinkie
• Porkchop
• Gumbo
• Cucumber
• Spaghetti
• Chickpea
• Lentil
• Curry
• Java
• Squash
• Nacho

• Cinnamon
• Cheesecake
• Crumbs
• Sausage
• Pudding
• Carrot
• Milkshake
• Barley
• Biscuit
• Saffron
• Toast
• Pickles
• Marmalade
• Pancake
• Gyro
• Cashew
• String Bean
• Coffee
• Mousse
• Bagel
• Flapjack
• Nugget
• Reuben
• Cheerio
• Hash Brown
• Peanut
• Thyme
• Pecan
• Potato
• Truffle
• Taffy
• Big Mac
• Wonton
• Perogi
• Butterscotch
• Eggs Benedict
• Burrito
• Chiquita
• Dumpling
• Turnip
• Linguini
• Ziti

• Ramen
• Mushroom
• Licorice
• Sugar
• Gravy
• Porky
• Jambalaya
• Tabasco
• Cappuccino
• Pepsi
• Cookie
• Muffin
• Meatball
• Grits
• Pumpkin
• Chowder
• Fondue
• Cranberry
• Nutella
• Baguette
• Macaron
• Churro
• Chips
• Latke
• Candy
• Barista
• Parsnip
• Fritter
• Cabbage
• Kumquat
• Radish
• Scampi
• Espresso
• Avocado
• Mustard
• Basil
• Banana
• Oreo
• Chewie
• Kabob

Funny Human Names for Cats

• Oprah Whisker
• Margaret Scratcher
• Cat Damon
• Catsanova
• Fleas Witherspoon
• Hector
• Bob Meowerly
• Genghis Cat
• Clawdia
• Dude
• Edward
• Otto
• Bill
• Tabbytha
• David Meowie
• Luke Skywhisker
• Meowly Cyrus
• Cindy Clawford
• Elvis Catsley
• Fidel Catstro
• Catalie Portman
• Picatso
• Jennifurr
• Cat Stevens
• Cat Benatar
• Buffy
• Jessicat
• Katy Purry
• Brad Kitt
• Lucifurr
• Hamlet
• Ali Cat
• Pawdry Hepburn
• Jimmy
• Hairy Potter

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