100+ Funny And Hilarious Sphynx Cat Names For Male And Female Kittens

The Sphynx cat breed is known for its lack of fur (coat), that’s why some people see them as scary. But despite their looks, the Sphynx cats are the most friendly cat breeds, and often do something silly that will make you laugh. 

If you have a Sphynx cat, it is probably a good idea to name him/her with a funny name due to their personality, and erase the image for their scary looks. So here are our ideas on funny Sphynx cat names.

Funny Male Sphynx Cat Names

• Mr. Clean
• Marcel
• Bald McCartney
• Quiff
• Fringe
• Fuzzy Wuzzy
• Spock
• Cue Ball
• Vin Diesel
• Furball
• Dobby
• Peach Fuzz
• Rip Van Wrinkle
• Caesar (from Latin for “hairy”)
• Daddy Warbucks
• Butch
• Stanley Tucci
• Hawk
• Gollum
• Shave Brubeck
• Jerry
• Mop
• Pellé (“bald” in French)
• Slick
• Samson
• Barber
• Fuzzinator
• Razor
• Locks
• Buzz
• Cotton
• Hairy Styles
• Chrome Dome
• Bob
• Sphynxter
• Shag

• Butch
• Calvin (from French for “bald”)
• Teddy
• Harry
• Fabio
• Elvis
• Goldilocks
• Squeaky
• Fade
• Buddha
• Feather
• Piglet
• Fuzzy
• Yoda
• Mr. Skinner
• Peach
• Cornrow
• Venus
• Hairy Pawter
• Chignon
• Patrick Stewart
• Ringo
• Ringlet
• Baldy
• Harriet
• Cabello (“head” in Spanish)
• Professor X
• Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson
• Harold
• Bangs
• Peter (short for Peterbald, a hairless breed)
• Ariel
• Whiskers
• Sinead O’Connor
• Baldwin
• Baldo

Funny Female Sphynx Cat Names

• Pixie
• Moon
• Peachfuzz
• Gillette
• Farrah
• Jasmine
• Shirley
• Pinky
• Cleopatra
• Godiva
• Shaggy
• Scarlet Nohaira
• Lady Godiva
• Dada (“curly hair” in Yoruba)
• Cersei
• Yul Brynner
• Lucille Bald
• Marilyn
• Fluffy
• Twiggy
• Leia
• Rachel
• Velvet
• Paige/Page
• Liberty
• Buns
• Tar (“bald” in Hungarian)
• Bettie
• Curly

Picking a name for a Sphynx cat is harder than it seems. If you need more ideas, If you need more ideas, we also have 230 sphinx cat names.