90 Funny Siamese Cat Names For Both Your Male And Female Cat

Have you ever heard the saying that cats have nine lives? Well, if you’ve got a Siamese cat, it might be more like they have 99 lives.

These feline furballs are known for being one of the most playful, energetic, and mischievous breeds of cats around. And as if their wild personalities aren’t enough, they also have some pretty hilarious names.

Whether your Siamese is called Butterscotch or Snuggles, we’ve got the perfect list of funny names to fit their personality perfectly.

So keep reading to find out what your kitty’s new name could be!

Female Funny Siamese Cat Names

• Meowie Antoinette
• Lily Purr
• Margaret Scratcher
• Cat Middleton
• Feline Dion
• Cat Benetar
• Catsey Cline
• Kitney Spears
• Catniss Everclean
• Cindy Clawford
• Oprah Whisker
• A-cat-tha Christie
• Viclawia
• Alice Millicat
• Boudiccat
• Meowley Cyrus
• Jane Pawsten
• Jennifur
• Kitty Poppins
• Vera Catkins
• Frida Catlo
• Pawdrey Hepburn
• Fleas Witherspoon
• J. K Growling
• Helen Gwynne-Clawn
• Clawdia
• Josephine Catler
• Mariah Hairy
• Abby Tabby
• Furgie

Male Funny Siamese Cat Names

• Paw Revere
• Michael Pawdan
• Leopardo DeCatrio
• Butch Catsidy
• Neil Catrick Harris
• Bob Scratchit
• Clawdius
• Bing Clawsby
• Meowvin Gaye
• Picatso
• Al Pawcino
• Ali Cat
• Anderson Pooper
• Purrnest Hemmingway
• J.R.R. Tolkitten
• Theoclaw Roosevelt
• Fidel Catstro
• David Kittenstone
• Tom Pawyer
• Paw McCartney
• Will Feral
• Lionel Meowssi
• Mr. Meowgi
• Don Drapurr
• Fuzz Aldrin
• Charles Lickens
• Tom Cruise
• Frank Lloyd Bite
• Cat Damon
• Cat Stevens

Cute Funny Siamese Cat Names

• Santa Claws
• Ebefleazor Scrooge
• Gizmo
• Purrito
• Hershey
• Toothless
• Abracadabra
• Yeti
• Baldie
• Bink-Bink
• Blimpy
• David Hasselpoop
• Baboo
• Hairy Potter
• Pogo
• Puss in Boots
• Catserole
• Flufferton
• Achoo
• Just Kitten
• Loco
• Babushka
• Fleas
• Puddy Tat
• Fuzzinator
• Tabbytha
• Butterbean
• Babaganoosh
• Tina Spay
• Garfield

We hope this post was helpful and entertaining!

If you are looking for a name that is quite different from the typical, take a look at our complete Siamese cat names.