50+ Inappropriate Cat Names That You Shouldn’t Give To Your Kittens

Choosing a name for your new kitten can be difficult, especially if you are looking for something unique. 

Cats are great pets, but they can be a little difficult to name. You don’t want your cat’s name to sound too much like the family dog or another cat in the household.

So we put together this list of 50+ inappropriate names you can’t use for your new feline friend!

Common Inappropriate Cat Names

Names	Notes
Tigger	A cat and a tiger are very different from each other
Mitten	It is old fashioned
Fluffy	This is a generic name who is extremely fluffy, and it is quite boring
Lucky	It isn’t a great name choice
Tabby	It’s too easy to name Tabby and is a little generic as well
Max	The short name may be popular because it is simple
Midnight	it is common
Puss	It is another one of those old-fashioned
Boots	Doesn’t make a great name
Kitty	it is quite plain and boring
Puffy	This is a generic name who is extremely fluffy, and it is quite boring

Stupid Inappropriate Cat Names

• Douche
• Turdstockings
• Rabid
• Al Qaeda
• Lil Hitler
• Slutbutt
• Bong
• Douchebag
• DB
• Dick
• Redneck
• Token
• Pissy

Funny Inappropriate Cat Names

• Mike Oxbig
• Ben Dover
• Private Keepout
• Sum Dum Chum
• General Lectric
• Mike Hockertz
• Dixie Normous
• Solomon I Lands
• Woz Upp
• Anita Bath
• Jail Enno
• Robin Steele
• Bonita Skidmore
• Chuck U Farley
• Duson Mandick
• Patty Ofurniture
• Owa Tegyu Siam
• Mathew Dicknery
• Loo King Good
• Ippe Freely
• Holden Magroin
• Yuda Mann
• Donn Aldak
• Ida Ho
• ABlinkin
• Chick Innees
• Nosmo King
• Senator Krupt
• Itza Bird
• Razzi Dent

When it comes to picking out a name for your new kitty, you may be tempted to go with a funny cat name or something silly and inappropriate.

But before you do that, think about the implications of naming your cat after some weird word or offensive term.

If you’re not sure, check out our dumb cat names!