Emily Walker
This article will guide you in looking for witty and funny cat names.
Cats are pretty hilarious animals and they definitely deserve witty and humorous names to match their character.
There is no doubt that cats have a very strong personality, so should their name too! And here are the ideas of witty cat names for your funny cat!
Female Witty Cat Names
| Names | Meanings |
| Meowgaret | A play on the name Margaret |
| Meowdeline Albright | Politician |
| Puma Thurman | Actress |
| Catsy Cline | Singer |
| Angelicat |
As in the name Angelica
|
| Fleyonce Knowles | Singer |
| Kitty Purry | Singer |
| JK Meowling |
Author of the Harry Potter series
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| Ravenclaw |
From Harry Potter
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| Teri Scratcher | Actress |
| Fleas Witherspon | Actress |
| Cindy Clawford | Model |
| Cat Middleton | Duchess |
| RuPaw | Drag queen |
| Cat Winslet | Actress |
| Diane Kitten | Actress |
| Cleo Catra | Egyptian ruler |
| Tina Spay |
Actress / Comedian
|
| Fur-gie |
Singer from the Black Eyed Peas
|
| Kitkat | Candy |
| Rachel Scratch | Actress |
| Jennipurr Aniston | Actress |
| MeowKenzie | As in McKenzie |
| Drew Hairymore | Actress |
| Catnip Everdeen |
The Hunger Games character
|
| Pawdrey Hepburn | Actress |
| Veronicat | Human name |
| Clawdia |
A funny spin on the human name Claudia
|
| Ruth Bader Ginspurr |
U.S. Supreme Court member
|
| Tabbytha |
A play on the human name Tabitha
|
| Mrs. Fleasley |
Character from Family Affair
|
| Sinead O’Collar | Singer |
| Margaret Scratcher |
British Prime Minister
|
| Cat Benetar | Singer |
| Emily Lickinson | Author |
| Juliet Catulet |
Character in Romeo & Juliet
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| Catalie Portman | Actress |
| Christina Aguill-hair-a | Singer |
| Jane Pawsten |
Author of Pride and Prejudice
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| Whispurr |
Play on the word whisper
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| Mariah Hairy | Singer |
| Furry Cruise |
Child of actor Tom Cruise
|
| Catty Griffin | Comedian |
| Debbie Hairy | Singer |
| Jessicat |
A funny spin on the human name Jessica
|
| Demi Meower | Actress |
| Opurrah Whisker | TV personality |
| Catti LaBelle | Singer |
Male Witty Cat Names
| Names | Meanings |
| Paw Revere |
U.S. revolutionary
|
| Paw Solo |
Star Wars character
|
| Ricky Purrvais | Actor |
| Genghis Khat |
Leader of Mongol Empire
|
| Hairy Potter |
Main character of the Harry Potter series
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| Mewcauley Culkin | Actor |
| Fuzz Aldrin | Astronaut |
| The Great Catsby |
Character / Book
|
| Catrick Swayze | Actor |
| Catsanova |
Italian adventurer and author
|
| Draco Mewofoy |
Character in the Harry Potter series
|
| Don Drapurr |
Character on Mad Men
|
| Alexander Hameowlton |
U.S. historical figure
|
| Bob Meowerly | Reggae singer |
| Charles Lickens |
Author of A Christmas Carol
|
| Mr. Meowgi |
Character in Karate Kid
|
| Barack Obameow | U.S. President |
| Jude Paw | Actor |
| Santa Claws |
The jolly Christmas character
|
| George Cloonflea | Actor |
| Walt Whiskers | Poet |
| Dalai Pawma | Spiritual leader |
| Neil Catrick Harris | Actor |
| Luke Skywhisker |
Character in Star Wars
|
| Lucifurr | As in the Devil |
| Jack Meower |
TV character on 24
|
| Ron Fleasly |
Character in the Harry Potter series
|
| Cat Stevens | Singer |
| Cat Sajak |
Wheel of Fortune host
|
| Hunter S. Tomcat |
Author of Fear & Loathing
|
| Kit Romney | U.S. Senator |
| LeVar Purrton |
TV Personality / Actor
|
| Meowrio Lopez | Actor |
| Chairman Meow |
Chinese revolutionary
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| Catzilla | Godzilla!! |
| J.R.R. Tollkitten |
Author of The Hobbit
|
| Notorious C.A.T. | Rapper |
| Brad Kitt | Actor |
| William Catner | Actor |
| Collin Furrel | Actor |
| Bing Clawsby |
Singer of White Christmas
|
| Jerry Flea Lewis | Singer |
| Kitty Cudi | Rapper |
| Leonardo DiCatrio | Actor |
| Pablo Picatso | Artist |
| David Meowie | Singer |
| Bruce Stringsteen |
New Jersey singer
|
| Ferris Mewler |
Character in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
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| Captain Purrcard | From Star Trek |
| Ron Furgandy |
Main character in Anchorman
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| Abraham Lynxin | U.S. President |
| Sheddie Vedder | Musician |
| Furr-oah |
The Egyptian leader
|
| Leonard Nemeow | Actor |
| Frank Lloyd Bite | Architect |
| Conway Kitty | Singer |
| Meoward Stern | Radio host |
| Franz Catka |
Author of Metamorphosis
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| Isaac Mewton | Scientist |
| Anderson Pooper | News anchor |
| Fidel Catstro | Cuban leader |
| Paw Newman | Actor |
| Paw McCartney |
Singer in The Beatles
|
| Colin Furth | Actor |
| Holden Clawfield |
Character in Catcher in the Rye
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| Cat Damon | Actor |
| Walter Cron-Cat | Newsman |
| Bob Scratchit |
Christmas Carol character
|
| Meowchael |
A play on the name Michael
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| Furcules | As in Hercules |
| Butch Catsidy |
Famed cowboy and bank robber
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| Henry Hissinger |
U.S. Secretary of State
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| Ryan Fleacrest | TV Personality |
| Catpernicus |
Mathematician and astronomer
|
| William Shakespurr | Playwright |
| Winston Furchill |
British Prime Minister
|
| Lionel Itchy | Singer Hello |
| Ebefleazer Scrooge |
Character in A Christmas Carol
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| Catticus Finch |
Character from To Kill a Mockingbird
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| Pounce de Leon |
Explorer / conquistador
|
| Apawllo | Greek god |
| Oedipuss |
Greek mythology character
|
| Tobey Catguire | Actor |
| Tom Pawyer |
Mark Twain book character
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We hope you’ve found this article helpful in your search for witty cat names.
Whether it be a name that has meaning, is punny, or just plain silly, we are confident there will be at least one perfect fit on this list to suit your feline friend.
If not, don’t worry, we have plenty more on funny cat names! Happy hunting!
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