300+ Funny Horse Names – Punny, Silly & Clever Horse Names

Did you know that horses sleep standing up? Hilarious as it may sound, horses are really fast animals that make funny faces sometimes. So we’ve prepared this list of funny and punny name ideas that you should consider for your pet horse.

Funny and Punny Horse Names

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• Cricket
• Weebiscuit
• Mister Ed
• Chester Drawers
• Kate Winsalot
• Pickled Pink
• Fraidy Cat
• Roach
• Foxtrot
• The Blonde Lifeguard
• Hoof Hearted
• Rata Tat Kat
• Cremello Anthony
• Kevin
• Hoofing It
• Tax Return
• Hannibal Lector
• Hemi
• Victorias Secret
• Can Jump
• Lucky Strike
• Biscuit Eater
• Instead of Homework
• Pony Soprano
• Pony Montana
• Mr. McWhinney
• Mount Whinney
• Brangelina
• Treasure
• Honey Bunches of Oats
• Sgt Wreckless
• Hay Girl
• Mane Event
• Flicka
• Snoreen
• Kiss My Asterisk
• Justin Thyme
• Rogue One
• Buck Rogers

• Kolt Kardashian
• Dappleganger
• Squirtle the Turtle
• Horson Welles
• Lil Filly
• Moose
• Two Buck Chuck
• Kraut
• Lucy Goosey
• Buck Buck Goose
• Sparkling Lettuce
• Adam Neighiski
• Wotsit
• Foaling Around
• Transmission
• Purple Majesty
• Dee Canter
• Frosted Flake
• Zero Percent Interest
• Scottie Too Hottie
• OP
• Ask Him
• Divorce Settlement
• Polka Dottie (for an Appaloosa)
• Leon Trotsky
• NightMare
• Guess
• Sofa Can Fast
• Will Run for Food
• Fatty McButterpants
• Biscotti the Hottie
• Third Times a Charm
• Later Tater
• Don’t Bar Gin
• VIP
• Boom Boom Bay Be
• NeighSayer
• Bullseye
• Lil’ Hoarse
• Tweedle Dee
• Nipper

• Horsey McHorseFace
• Ice Melted
• Puffed Marshmallow
• Tommy Haflinger
• Unitasker
• Liam Neighson
• Go Go Gadget
• Somebunny Loves Me
• Miss Bee Havin
• Haysfur Horses
• Burnt Tostada
• Upchuck
• And I’m Worth It
• Daddy Said NO
• Hay Jude
• Bitney Spurs
• Maple Stirrup
• Massey
• Sir Tater Tot
• Pants
• Frankenstein
• Scout
• Badly
• Jordan Parkin
• All Daddy’s Money
• Macareigna
• Broomstick
• Making History
• Sent Ore
• The Long Face
• Carrots
• It’s Only Money Honey
• Black Beauty
• Late for Dinner
• The Biggest Loser
• Puff
• Horsen Around
• Sofa Can Slow
• Ze Brah
• Fifty Bales of Hay
• Linkin Trot
• Fab
• Pinto Bean

• Biscuits with Ham
• Colt Forty-Five
• Ricky Bobby
• Peanuts Envy
• Chopped Liver
• Clear So Far
• Furry Pants
• Bill Shut
• Houdini
• Pima Pants
• Heisenberg
• Dot Com
• Harry Trotter
• Lollygagger
• Penelope
• Hoosier Daddy
• Bucktooth
• Edgar Allen Pony
• Hoof Jackman
• Horse Power
• Gluteus Maximus
• Odor in the Court
• Night Mare
• Snail Male
• Dennis the Menace
• National Debt
• Tater Trot
• Dapple Ganger
• Neigh Sayer
• Forrest Jump
• Never Home
• Alimony Pony
• Usain Colt
• My Allowance
• Second Mortgage
• Princess Fluffy
• Dustin Hoofman
• L on Wheels
• Wee Biscuit
• Stormy
• Teeny Turner
• Cowboy
• Hay There

• Hoofer
• My Little Pony
• Fiscal Impact
• More Cowbell
• Thanks Dad
• Gaits of Hell
• Trojan Horse
• Dotley Crew (for an Appaloosa)
• Orient Express
• Spongebob Horsepants
• Trauma
• Thumper
• Will Jump for Food
• Clodhopper
• Huge Ackman (Hugh Jackman)
• Prudence
• Pocket Rocket
• Brittany Spurs
• Lazy Potato
• Half Fast
• Sarah Jessica
• Heidi
• Cat Sass
• High Maintenance
• Nacho Salad
• Legendary Boysenberry
• Hoarse
• Talk Derby to Me
• Ant
• Oh She Hit
• BuckleUp Buttercup
• Hay Neighbor
• Shoulda Been First
• Spirit Of Independence
• Overdraft
• Bandit
• Got Hay
• Knead the Dough
• Pony of my Ownie
• Twenty Four K
• Where’s The Beef
• Mane Attraction
• Al Capony

Funny Race Horse Names

• Lucky Strike
• Eye Popping
• Apple Sauce
• Doggerwinii
• DoReMeFaSoLaTiDo
• The Bee’s Knees
• Bumblebzbuzz
• Trashytonguetalker
• Frisky No More
• Blame The Rider
• Im Hott Ur Nott
• Kangaroo Louboutin
• Little Updates
• Hoof Hearted
• Clear So Far
• Custard The Dragon
• Oh No, It’s My Mother-in-Law
• Army Mule
• Shakalakaboomboom
• Attention Shoppers
• Hahahahahaha
• Maythehorsebewithu
• Crikeyitswhykie
• Iwinyougetnothing
• Yesbyjimminy
• Blow Me
• Sparky Mcclone
• My Tent Or Yours
• Thirty Pepperonis
• Wearthefoxhat
• Smokinpaddylassie
• Arrrrr
• Geespot
• Magic Carpet Burns
• Dothraki Warrior
• Bee Jersey
• Ubetyamilkncookies
• Cookies Are Good
• Horsey McHorseface
• Gas Station Sushi
• Myexwifesashes
• Whykickamoocow
• Tricky Dicky
• Take The One O One
• In Kuh Hoots
• Sofa Can Fast

Funny Pony Names

• Bob Zilla
• Edgar Allen Pony
• Pony Montana
• Eat My Dust
• Pony of my Ownie
• Stud Muffin
• Pony Express
• Cheeky Chester
• Wild Zephyr
• Treasure
• Puff
• Slim Pickens
• Tiny Dancer
• Low Rider
• Noodles
• Napper
• Scrumptious
• Yo-yo
• Priceless
• Cranberry Muffins
• On Comet
• Puddles
• Al Capony
• Cannonball Run
• Quackers
• High Flyer
• Pretty Puff
• Steamer
• Sticky
• OP
• Mane Event
• Marco Polo
• Bubblegum
• Freckles
• Sweet Suds
• Tootie Tails
• DJ
• Bunkie
• Nightcap
• Saddle Up
• Tubby Tubkins
• Buzzer

• Twisty Tail
• Bandit
• Little Lenny
• Flash Gordon
• Tangles
• Wiggles
• Fabio
• Seawinkle
• Blue Grass
• Optical Illusion
• Munchy
• Sand Digger
• Cloud Puff
• Pony Soprano
• Salty
• Shaggy
• Slugger
• Tattles
• Nugget
• Skippity Doo
• Tumbleweed
• Alimony Pony
• Heidi
• Dasher
• Nibbles
• Baby Snippy
• Batman
• Beach Ball
• Sqeezer
• Lucky Winner
• Plush & Perfect
• Sniffles
• Woosie
• Jabber
• Trickles
• Little Honey Pie
• Country Bumpkin
• Smokey Joe
• Circle Dancer
• Bucking Bud
• Whizzer

Aren’t these names hilarious? We also have a video of the best 70 horse names for different types of horses that you should consider.