Over 100 Weird Horse Names: Funny and Silly Name Ideas!

Horses are such majestic creatures.

They’re one of the most popular animals in the world, and they have a variety of names that you can give them to suit their personality!

But if you’re looking for weird names for your pet horse, then check out our list below.

We have over 100 weird horse names that are perfect for your pet horse who makes funny and silly faces. Enjoy this compilation of hilarious weird horse names.

Best Weird Horse Names

• Pants
• Ze Brah
• Ghostzapper
• Potoooooooo
• NightMare
• Teeny Turner
• Hannibal Lector
• Odor in The Court
• Usain Colt
• Neighsayer
• Clear So Far
• Hoarse
• Hoof Hearted
• Rogue One
• Trojan Horse
• Snail Male
• Reya Sunshine
• Foaling Around
• Degeneres
• Long Face
• D’apples are Sweet
• Hay Jude
• Wotsit
• 4-Hooved Sloth
• Ha Ha Ha
• MyExWifesAshes
• Just Mare-ied
• Bunny Killer

Weird Names For Female Horses

• Hermioneigh
• Tricky Silver
• Mane Attraction
• Kit Kat
• Tater Tot
• Penny Loafer
• Justine Thyme
• Black Pearl
• Kate Winsalot
• Hay Girl
• Mane Event
• Pony Tail
• Lady Rover
• Night Mare
• Teeny Turner
• Nightshade
• Maple Stirrup
• Britney Spurs
• Shoe Crew
• Horsey Kiss
• Money Penny
• My Little Pony
• Kolt Kardashian
• Minnie Scule

Weird Names For Male Horses

• Harry Trotter
• Chuck Horris
• Sir Neighs A Lot
• Richard Friction
• Buck Rogers
• Dustin Hoofman
• Mister Ed
• Horse Power
• Dappleganger
• Hoof Jackman
• Jon Bon Pony
• What The Buck
• Mr McWhinney
• Adam Neighiski
• Pony Soprano
• Liam Neighson
• Sylvestor Stallion
• Forrest Jump
• Al Capony
• Spongebob Horsepant

Weird Racehorse Names

• Race Career
• DoReMiFaSoLaTiDo
• GiveMeAnotherName
• Ha Ha
• Horsey McHorseface
• WhatAmIChoppedLiver
• OhNoItsMyMotherInLaw
• GeeSpot
• Mookie’s Runnin
• Leading By A Length
• Shakalakaboomboom
• Houdini
• Walk of Shame
• WhyKickAMooCow
• TheWifeDoesntKnow
• Bofa Deez Nuts
• Sotally Tober
• NotACatButaLlama
• Stopchargingmaria
• Barely Legal
• Panty Raid
• ARRR
• JunkintheTrunk
• Attention Shoppers
• Where’s The Beef
• Red hot Filly Pepper
• IWinYouGetNothing
• Thats’ WhatSheSaid
• MyWifeKnowsEverything
• Riding Miss Daisy
• Slumpbuster
• Bodacious Tatas
• MayTheHorseBeWithU
• Spineless Jellyfish
• FiftyShadesofHay
• EighteenCharacters

How would you like to name your new pet horse?

Some people have really weird names for their horses, but we’ve found some of the best!

You can also check out the fun paint horse names that are both unique and a little weird.

There are over 100 different types of names on this list so there is something perfect for everyone. We also have a list of over 300 funny horse names if you need more hilarious name ideas.

What do you think about naming him or her “Salty Breeze”? I bet that would make them feel loved!